Normally, on Hinge you're free to use whatever opening line you want — it shows you mutual friends and interests then gives you a blank canvas to write whatever you want.
If you get burned out, you’re not going to reach your goals, physical or otherwise.[Laughs] My dad was so busy with work, I don’t think he had any idea what was going on in my love life! One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I've had, I've named after soda pops. " Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die" My Last 3 Boyfriends Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year.When Nicole Eggert found out I was playing her old part, she congratulated me on Twitter.
The biggest thing I learned from Dwayne is that he has his diet, but he also has a cheat day. If you focus on eating really healthy all week, you need the freedom to have a day to eat whatever you want and relax.The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats.Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. The second one I called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. " The girl smiles and says "Yes it is" Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. " And the poor man says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. Q: What does your girlfriend and a condom got in common? The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes." "Why both? And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring." And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your girlfriend?What's a better line: "How you doin'" or "How you doin'? Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas?