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That's not a bad thing, because the new HD videos are a vast improvement over the ones from a couple of years ago.

The photo sets have always been top quality, and there's a huge back catalogue to enjoy. Recurring payments are kind of a deal breaker for me, and I was pleased to get a fixed-price membership using a pre-paid VISA.

Intelligent and enthusiastic, when she agrees with you, she says so four times fast: yeahyeahyeahyeah.

Miss Georgia is mad, so she grabs David by his face and starts pushing him. David wants punishment and she's eager to deliver it, because being a dominatrix is Miss Georgia's dream job.

He looks genuinely scared, and can only stammer a bit as Georgia presses him for an explanation. Georgia stands six feet tall without her size-10 shoes, hipless and muscular, yet overwhelmingly feminine.

Yes, I get that Uncle Ruckus is a Republican and Ann Coulter is the mouthpiece for Mein Trumpf’s agenda. There are way more stupid Men out there than I can count. (so sorry, couldn’t resist) Mersedeh: I feel like this is the real world version of that Seinfeld episode, where one of Jerry’s comedian friends wants to convert to Judaism and Jerry is convinced it’s because he wants to write jokes about Jews. Ayanna: I’ve been hearing this since I’ve been hearing her name. The National Black Delegation would gladly trade him for Harry Connick Jr. I need the blood of James Evans Sr and the spirit of Dy-No-Mite greeting card company to cover him if this is true. #Black Fathers Matter Ty: JJ has been dating The Coultergeist (h/t Keith Olbermann) for years now. Send Jesus, it’s that serious.” #judgeherjesus TJ: Yea they’ve been “special friends” for years and he’s always been different, always gone out of his way to state how conservative or progressive he is. Latisha: This is the real reason why Florida Evans smashed that punch bowl and hollered Damn Damn Damn! Osoojee: Ummm y’all don’t remember the Boondocks episode about this?

I just wonder when Jimmie got sent to the sunken place. Because Jimmie outchea looking every bit like what he been through. Her idiotic behavior is just a publicity stunt for money or B. Iliana: Kim: Those eyes don’t look like they’ve been well since James Evans died. Latisha: It was revealed these two were messing around a few years back. Michelle: This is precisely why they should have never killed off James!

Messy substances most commonly focused on by WAM participants include whipped cream, raw eggs, milk, lotion (see lotion play), paint, oil, mud, pudding, chocolate sauce, fruit juice, beer, shaving foam, custard, baked beans, treacle, ketchup, ice cream, peanut butter, slime, and cake batter, among others.

A fetish for bodily fluids such as feces, urine, vomit, semen, and female ejaculate is not considered part of WAM.

Insecure Season Two opens with Issa (series creator Issa Rae) exchanging rote facts—what she does, where she’s from, how many siblings she has—with one interchangeable companion after the next.

The montage captures the tedium of online dating with such quick and clever honesty that we, like Issa, die a little inside with each repetitive answer; finally we see her burst, out of an insanity that we, too, can feel, into one of her notorious raps, concluding that “none of this matters anyway.” And so it begins: Within seconds, Rae inserts us into single life in today’s online dating landscape, exposing the excruciating reality with the series’ typical unflinching realness.

I read their comments and laughed til I was crying. That’s also why he looks like he babysat Methuselah. Kagnie: April fools was three days ago…bc this is foolish.

I had to go gargle with peppermint water at the thought of it. Anywho, I dropped this info on my Facebook pages, and my audience, being the Team No Chill that they are, went IN. Tina: This is the driest, cracklediest, photo I’ve seen in a while. Jacqueline: At least if he’s also super-conservative and odious, I guess they’re maybe sparing every other single person on the planet a world of pain by removing themselves from general circulation? That’s got to be the reason why he’s gone awhoring with Satan’s baby sister. But I am pretty sure if it leads to a coupling like this…the blood of Jesus is needed to banish some demons. Sara: Sweet fancy Moses, what fucking glitch in the matrix allowed this to happen??

The current cast of models is stronger than it's ever been.